Even though Tom might not have had the banner year as in 2009,
when he danced with the First Lady
and spent a weekend with 1/3 of Charley’s Angels. Tom accomplished more than most people did in 2010.
Tom was the first one to join the Tea Party in Montgomery County. But since the electorate of the county is 90% Liberal and the remaining 10% never leaves a Starbucks, Tom was the only one who joined! Tom held a rally of one in downtown Bethesda.
Tom survived the “Snowmageddon” we had in February on peanut butter and pizza. Luckily when the supplies started to get low, Tom was able walk to the steakhouse across the road.
On the passage of the health care reform, Tom sent a text to his old friend, Joe Biden. Tom congratulated the Vice President stating: “This is a big [expletive deleted] deal. Please pass it on to the President.” As we all know, the Vice President did pass on Tom's congratulations to the President. Unfortunately it was in front of the TV cameras and open mics!
While flying Jet Blue, Tom “accidentally” dropped his luggage on a flight attendant. Although the attendant was on the floor with Tom’s luggage on top of him, Tom asked him for two beers to go. The rest of the story we all know.
By time Tom realized that she was the one and bought her a ring from JC Penny, Kate found her prince charming in England of all places. Pictured above: Kate and Tom in happier times
Tom went on Dancing With the Stars; this time his partner was a single mom with mother issues. Her mom kept inviting Tom up to Alaska to shoot moose, grizzly bears, and everything else on four legs.
When Tom flew home from Orlando, his Junk was touched by Homeland Security. Tom was glad to cooperate in protecting the homeland; however, Tom didn’t think that it was appropriate for the Homeland Security agent to giggle when he touched the junk.
Since Tom got to be so well liked by the White House, he was invited to the summit in late November along with the Congressional leaders. While trying to reach agreement on some of the major issues, the President asked what everybody would like to drink. Tom spoke up first, and asked for a slurpee. Soon everyone was slurping slurpees. This brought tears to House Minority Leader John Boehner’s eyes.
The real highlight of Tom’s year was his travel to Israel. Tom got to visit with good friends and see much of the Holy Land.
