After Buffy turned down his proposal of marrage for the umpteen time, Tom adopts her.
In February Tom got a job at GSA as a party conference planner. 
Tom introduced clowns, mind readers, and drumsticks to government Seminars. During a Congressional hearing when asked by Chairman Mica why “clowns, mind readers, and drumsticks?” Tom replied that government employees need “intrinsic motivation.” Tom was soon fired, but he was awarded a six-figure bonus during an awards ceremony before he left. On the right, Tom always had to work hard for his government bonuses.
Tom consolidates his conservative base by declaring: Life begins at the first appearance of the twinkle in the father’s eye!
In order to broaden his base to include a more liberal element Tom enlisted in San Francisco’s Nude-In movement.
The movement opposes the law that would prohibit nudity in restaurants and require unclad people to put a towel or other material down before sitting bare-bottomed on benches or other public seats. Tom believes in the complete freedom of expression. Tom adds that, “putting a towel between your backside and a seat is basic nudist etiquette and that the legislation requiring it was totally unnecessary.”
During the debate, Tom said that he would abolish three government agencies, however he struggled to name them: “I would do away with the Education, the um, Commerce, and let’s see. I can’t think of the third one. I can’t. Sorry. Oops!” After a long pause, Tom, not looking too SMART, asked Ron Paul, “Is it KAOS?”
It was a very short night! And it will be a very long four years.
Even though Tom never wrote a book, Condoleezza Rice selected him to write her autobiography.
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The Other Man |
Barbara Walters’ found Tom as one of the top
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Honey Boo Boo |
