Kristy & Andy's
B&T

(Bed and Teenagers)




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In more enjoyable times, this reviewer used to spend time with these Rugrats.
However, management has replaced these cuties with TEENAGES!

When questioned about this drastic change in staff, management only restated their usual excuse: They couldn't stop time. But this reviewer doesn't buy this lame excuse. Management should consider procreation or (if breeding new personnel is not an option) trading the teenagers in for a way more adorable younger, generational staff members.

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Current Staff at Kristy & Andy's Bed & Teenagers
Teenager #1, Teenager #2, Hostess, Host, Teenager #3, Teenager #4, and Teenager #5

If a picture is worth a 1000 words, than two pictures must be worth 2000 words. Who would you rather spend a Christmas vacation with? The cute staff in the top picture? Or, the teenagers in the bottom photo? Enough said!

A Review of the B&T
by Big Uncle Tom

Pros

The review will start with listing the Pros of staying at this B&T. First, there are no crotch sniffing dogs, and, to date, no poop has been found on the floors. As we know, these were major deficiencies found by this reviewer during a recent stay at another establishment.
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Dinner at the La Bella Napoli.
The only other Pro that this reviewer found, was dinner at the La Bella Napoli. This is a welcomed tradition with many fond memories.
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The chug a lug tradition.
The chug a lug of the empty wine carafe is part of the tradition.


Cons

Several times this reviewer was forced to break bread with individuals who obviously were not a Kardashian, or any other A Lister for that matter. How far down on the Alphabet Lists these individuals may fall, has not been determined.
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Obviously not a Kardashian or A Lister
among these individuals.
Furthermore, this reviewer was told that these individuals were relatives! However, this this reviewer does not accept this assertion without proof. Therefore, this reviewer is having his DNA tested by 23andMe.
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Breakfast in the dark
before sunrise!
In addition, this reviewer was forced to have breakfast in the darkness of night, and on one occasion, with individuals dressed in their pajamas. This was called tradition. Even though the Cons far outnumber the Pros, I still recommend the Kristy & Andy's Bed & Teenagers. The price is right!
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IHOP in pajamas!
Tradition?
Now that they are almost empty nesters, I am sure that the Host and Hostess will enjoy visits by one and all. Just tell them, "Big Uncle Tom sent me!"

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